Leslie NielsenFrank Drebin
Priscilla PresleyJane Spencer
Ricardo MontalbanVincent Ludwig
Susan BeaubianMrs. Nordberg
Jeannette CharlesQueen Elizabeth II
'Weird Al' Yankovic'Weird Al'
Leslie Maier'Weird Leslie'
Winifred FreedmanStephanie
Tony BrafaEnrico Pallazzo
Lorali HartWoman On Ledge
Charlotte ZuckerDominique
Larry PinesDrug Dealer #1
Burton ZuckerPhotographer
David Lloyd AustinGorbachev
Greg BreslauMan Deleted from Fireworks Scene
Sharon BreslauWoman Deleted from Fireworks Scene
Reggie JacksonAngel Right Fielder
Michael J. MontesAngel Shortstop
Charles FickAngel Catcher
Lawrence TierneyAngels Manager
Hank RobinsonFirst Base Umpire
Joe WestThird Base Umpire
Jay JohnstoneSeattle First Up
Randy HarveySeattle Pitcher
Brett BartlettSeattle Centerfielder
Dennis PackerBaseball P.A. Announcer
Dick VitaleBaseball Announcer
Dick EnbergBaseball Announcer
Jim PalmerBaseball Announcer
Mel AllenBaseball Announcer
Curt GowdyBaseball Announcer
Tim McCarverBaseball Announcer
Joyce BrothersBaseball Announcer
Don Woodard"There he is!"
Christopher J. Keene"Please disperse, Please disperse."
Mary Norman"Here, you can use my radio mike."
Susan Breslau"Hey, look out!"
Rick Seaman"Ya dumb broad!"
Fredric Arnold"Hey! What's the meaning of this?"
Ron Tank"Mayor, will there be any additional security officers added to the police force during the Queen's visit?"
Mallory Sandler"Oh, Dr. Alford, I have Mrs. Kepley's chart if you're ready to go over it."
Edwina Moore"Mr. Pallazzo, our head usher will be here in two minutes to take you onto the field."
Jeff Wright"Mr. Pallazzo! Would you come with me?"
Jim Smith"Sorry, fellas."
Mark Holton"It's Enrico Pallazzo!"
Jane Couris"You killed him!"
John HousemanDriving Instructor (uncredited)
Brinke StevensBrunette Woman in Showers (uncredited)
Jesse VenturaBaseball Announcer (uncredited)
Bob HerronDr. Alford (uncredited)
Eddie HiceCriminal at Police Station / Baseball Fan (uncredited)
Conrad E. PalmisanoHijacked Taurus Driver (uncredited)
George SasakiReception Guest (uncredited)